slonks.dev
unlock · holders only
hold a slonk or any amount of $slop
sign up with your email + connected wallet. we verify on-chain that you hold at least one Slonk NFT or some $SLOP token, then unlock the dashboard.
connect wallet to continue
don't hold yet? buy a Slonk on OpenSea or some $SLOP on Uniswap, then come back.
— or subscribe with $SLOP —
🔒 /sell · pro only
subscribe with $SLOP
1 $SLOP
/ 30 days
send 1 $SLOP to the treasury wallet from your connected address. access unlocks for 30 days from the block your transfer is included.
treasury
$SLOP token
0x999B49c0d1612E619A4A4f6280733184da025108see plans + subscribe →connected as —
what you unlock
- ▸per-token sell pricing at your target $slop/ETH
- ▸branch-and-bound merge optimizer (max wallet net)
- ▸merge value tagging (anchor / feedstock / pinned)
- ▸manual ★ pin override for never-sell tokens
- ▸copy-CSV bulk export of all listing prices