slonks.dev

unlock · holders only
hold a slonk or any amount of $slop

sign up with your email + connected wallet. we verify on-chain that you hold at least one Slonk NFT or some $SLOP token, then unlock the dashboard.

connect wallet to continue
don't hold yet? buy a Slonk on OpenSea or some $SLOP on Uniswap, then come back.
— or subscribe with $SLOP —
🔒 /sell · pro only

subscribe with $SLOP

1 $SLOP
/ 30 days

send 1 $SLOP to the treasury wallet from your connected address. access unlocks for 30 days from the block your transfer is included.

treasury
what you unlock
  • per-token sell pricing at your target $slop/ETH
  • branch-and-bound merge optimizer (max wallet net)
  • merge value tagging (anchor / feedstock / pinned)
  • manual ★ pin override for never-sell tokens
  • copy-CSV bulk export of all listing prices
still free
sell value = your $slop ÷ market $slop/eth · per-tier uses cheapest listing at your slop tier · global uses single best $slop/eth