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slonks.dev pro

alpha for $SLOP holders,
paid in $SLOP

live NFT-vs-LP arbitrage, snipe alerts, the merge optimizer, sell pricing tools, and the void proof generator. one fee unlocks the whole dashboard for 30 days — or get 2 months free on the annual plan.

connect to subscribe
pricing
monthly
1
$SLOP / 30 days
try it without commitment
subscribe monthly
2 months free
annual · best value
10
12
$SLOP / 365 days
save 2 $SLOP · ~17% off
subscribe annual
what you unlock
🎯
NFT vs LP arb
live comparison · know when NFT routes beat the LP price
🔥
snipe alerts
audio + threshold alerts when high-$slop/ETH listings appear
🧮
merge optimizer
branch-and-bound finds the wallet plan with max total net $slop
💸
sell pricing + bulk CSV
per-token list price at your $slop/ETH target · clamped to floor
🔮
void proof tool
generate UltraHonk proofs · lock + claim $SLOP without the official UI
⚡
60s auto-refresh
anti-flap caching · server-cached so all users share one OS hit

free regardless of subscription: /sweeper and /leaderboard

how it works
  1. 1
    connect your wallet
    any EVM wallet that holds $SLOP. no email, no password, no signup form.
  2. 2
    send $SLOP to treasury
    1 or 10 $SLOP from your connected wallet. one normal ERC-20 transfer.
  3. 3
    auto-unlock
    server detects the on-chain transfer (usually 1 block) and unlocks Pro.
why this is safe
no custody, ever
we never hold your funds, never sign for you, never touch your private keys. all transactions execute from your wallet to public protocols.
payment proven on-chain
your subscription is derived from $SLOP Transfer events on mainnet. there's no centralized 'is_paid' bit to forge or lose.
bound to your wallet
no email, no DB row. if you switch wallets, switch access. if we shut down, your $SLOP is still yours.
cancel by doing nothing
no recurring charge. when your 30 / 365 days end, access lapses. renew when you want, or don't.
questions
why pay in $SLOP and not USD?+
every Pro mint creates buy pressure on $SLOP. holders fund the dashboard built for holders. and crypto-native users avoid Stripe + KYC.
what if I switch wallets?+
your subscription is bound to the wallet that paid. switch wallets and the new wallet starts in the free tier — you'd need to subscribe from it (or use the same wallet).
can I get a refund?+
no — payments hit the treasury directly on-chain and there's no payment processor to reverse. start with the monthly plan if you're unsure.
what stays free?+
/sweeper (floor sweeper holdings + live updates) and /leaderboard (top wallets by $SLOP claim) are always free. /buy hero (live $SLOP price) is also free; the listings table + arb comparison are Pro.
what happens at the end of 30 / 365 days?+
Pro features lock back to the paywall. send another payment to renew. the renewal banner warns you 10 days out.
is this affiliated with the Slonks team?+
no. slonks.dev is independent third-party analytics built by holders. the Slonks NFT contract, $SLOP token, and all on-chain components are owned by the official Slonks team at slonks.xyz.