slonks.dev

estimated $slop price · live
ETH
unlock · holders only
hold a slonk or any amount of $slop

sign up with your email + connected wallet. we verify on-chain that you hold at least one Slonk NFT or some $SLOP token, then unlock the dashboard.

connect wallet to continue
don't hold yet? buy a Slonk on OpenSea or some $SLOP on Uniswap, then come back.
— or subscribe with $SLOP —
🔒 /buy · pro only

subscribe with $SLOP

1 $SLOP
/ 30 days

send 1 $SLOP to the treasury wallet from your connected address. access unlocks for 30 days from the block your transfer is included.

treasury
what you unlock
  • NFT-vs-LP arb comparison — see when NFT routes beat the LP
  • all listings ranked by $slop/ETH efficiency
  • snipe profit alerts (audio + threshold)
  • 60s auto-refetch with anti-flap caching
still free
data: api.slonks.xyz · contract: 0x832233ddb7bcffd0ed53127dd6be3f1aa5845108 · price: coinbase